… I am working and I had a few minutes to spare. I thought “Well I’ll write another post to the company blog and try to pick a topic that applies to not just one section of our client base, but to all of them.” So trying to think of a topic, I realize quite a number of our clients have blogs and few of them actually take the time to actively blog. They are lazy. So I punch “Lazy Blogger” into goolge.
I found the most delightful site. Not really work appropriate so I am sharing it with you all. It is the “Lazy Blogger Post Generator”. Here is the result of my efforts:
Blimey! I just got slapped with a wet salmon – really – I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. Dudes!
I am swilling chardonnay while setting fire to people wearing Crocs, rock crushing and just generally being a Darling to anyone unfortunate to cross my path. My day drifts aimlessly from the light through yonder window breaks to I run out of alcohol. I am quite the socialite. but this damned rock is heavy.
I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. Go with God, good friends. What do you mean you don’t believe me?
The funny thing is I feel this generated blog post does really capture my voice. Takes all the guess work out of blogging really… if you ever see references to me crushing rocks or getting whacked with fish, you can be pretty sure I was having a lazy day.
